Why good things doesn't happen to me?

Picture Post people!

Not really but loaded with lots of pictures!

I took a lot of effort in this post.

It's shit to load pictured using blogger.

I hope you will enjoy it.

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Oh you are still here?

Well then let's begin.

So this morning I was browsing through different bloggers.

And if you know me well, i'm an easily jealous person.

And I envy a lot of people.

And you can say that this hence makes me conclude that

"GOOD THINGS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME."

Let me show you why.

Meet BryanBoy.

Wonderful and awesome fashion blogger.

Well known in the fashion industry.

His blog is simply amazing.

Do visit: http://www.bryanboy.com/

Meet Rumi.

I'm in love with her and her fashion style ever since I was sec 3.

But I stop viewing her cause I was busy with sch and shit.

SEE SCHOOL RUINS YOU. IT STOPS YOU FROM NOTICING GOOD STUFF.

Anyway, I shan't spoil this post by talking about how shit the education is.

So Rumi is somewhat like Bryanboy.

They are fashion bloggers.

And when I say fashion bloggers, they not only blog about fashion, but the clothes/shoes/accessories they own.

LET ME REPEAT, THE CLOTHES THEY OWN!

._.

Looking at both their blogs make me feel so demoralised.

I wish I have a wardrobe like that.

OH AND NOT TO MENTION THEIR PHOTOGRAPHY AND MODELLING SKILLS.

LIFE IS REALLY UNFAIR.

Do visit: http://www.fashiontoast.com

And guess what's the most unfair thing of all?

THEY ARE FRIENDS.

FRIENDS!

OHMYG._.

One amazing fashion blogger is enough.

TWO.

I don't even have such friends. (No offence)

They looked so stunning together.

LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE WEARING!

FROM HEAD TO TOE.

So far, I have stated three examples of why good things doesn't happen to me.

1. I don't have a wardrobe filled with amazing clothes

2. I'm not even KNOWN in the fashion industry. (Do you know they get invitations to run ways and fashion brands send them their clothes etc as a gifts)

3. I don't have friends who has so much passion in fashion as me.

I see you having a lot of comments. Now now, hold it in.

Please continue reading what I got to say.

And yesh,

By now you should have known i;m a materialistic bitch.

I'm superficial, you got a problem?

Him. Him. Him.

He is my dream.

No but seriously.

How hot, and beautiful at the same time can this guy get?

I know it's not the best photo of him.

But not the best already so hot.

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I HAVE SHOWN YOU THE BEST PHOTO OF HIM!

He is none other then Ash Stymest.

Now you know how I got my twitter name?

Ash Stymest.

He is only 19 and he is already ranked in the top 50 hottest model(Should be only male model).

How cool is that.

Good things never happen to me because NO GUYS IN SINGAPORE CAN BE COMPARED TO HIM.

Sorry but not even my eyecandy(soon to be crush hehe) and all my other ex(By ex i mean eyecandies/crushes/love)

#FOREVER ALONE

Next is Amanda.

What so special about her.

MANY THINGS.

She's pretty, beautiful and most of all,

she's dating a guy many girls would die for to be able to even see him live or touch him.

SHE IS DATING OLI SYKES.

OLI FCKING SYKES FROM BMTH.

Okay, I know many of my readers(DO I EVEN HAVE READERS._.) don't know who he is cause you don't listen to the genre that I listens to.

But Oli Sykes is the front man of BMTH and he is majorly hot.

And he owes his own clothing line.

Which sells like amazing outfits

BUT I CNT AFFORD EVEN ONE CAUSE I'M SO BROKE!

:(

Here is some photos of them together.

The one above is their photoshoot for his clothing line.

The one below just takes my breath away.

Though I'm sad that he is taken._.

BUT THEY MAKE SUCH CUTE COUPLE!

*v*

And this brings me to my next few points.

Why good things doesn't happen to me.

1. I can never be as pretty as her

2. I would never ever in my whole entire life date a famous person

3. I WOULD NEVER DATE OLI SYKES.

Okay, my last point is a bit senseless._.

I see most of my readers have left.

You are probably the only one reading on me complaining how sucky my life is.

And probably going like

"BITCH STFU, YOUR LIFE DOESN'T SUCK, YOU NEED TO COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS INSTEAD. FCKING BITCH WHORE."

Okay, I said it.

So you don't have to say it again.

Now keep quiet and continue reading.

This is lights.

I have known her since sec 3.

Seems like I get to know a lot of stuff when I'm in sec 3.

And ever since I started listening to her,

I can say I'm in love with her and her music.

She's not only pretty, I MEAN REALLY PRETTY!

And her voice is amazing.

There is just something unique about her voice that makes the listeners go

"Ahhhhhhh"

(In a good way of course).

AND HER HAIR.

I SWEAR HER HAIR IS AWAYS PERFECT.

ALWAYS

So I guess you know what my next point is.

It's kinda senseless to repeat so I'm going to skip to the next photo.

Their figures to die for.

Never ever going to happen to me.

AND LOOK AT THEIR HAIR.

I can never have such wonderful hair._.

I would kill to have those legs._.

WHY DON'T I LOOK GOOD IN PINK HAIR?

._.

I wish I can take such cute photos with the people I love.

I mean just look at them.

But I can never take such artsy photos.

This is why good things doesn't happen to me.

1. I DON'T HAVE A CAMERA NOW. FML. HOW TO CAMWHORE LIKE THAT?!?!?!

2. I think my friends don't want to do silly stuff with me.

3. I WOULD NEVER GET A BOY IN THE FIRST PLACE HOW TO TAKE SUCH PHOTOS._.

#FOREVER ALONE.

On the side note the last pic is two girls.

AIN'T SHELBY BABY HOT.

*v*

GIRL CRUSH~

I'm sorry I'm not done ranting. Seriously a lot of things to prove why NO GOOD THINGS EVER HAPPEN TO ME!

This is Hanna Beth.

I am crazily obsessed with her ever since I knew her.

She's so pretty and so fashionable.

AND HER BLOG IS ALWAYS FILLED WITH THINGS I LIKE.

Do visit: http://hannabeth.buzznet.com/user/

She has also gone through the scene phrase and look at her.

SUCH STUNNING LADY!

And she share a common thing with Amanda.

SHE DATED TRACE CYRUS.

TRACE CYRUS *v*

I'll kill you if you don't know him.

Guitarist in Metro Station.

Ring a bell?

Okay fine here is a picture of the,

I think they are not together anymore.

BUT I SWEAR THEY WERE SO CUTE TOGETHER!

They even had a tattoo of each other's initial on their hand!

*v*

Too cute~

Why doesn't good things happen to me?!

:(

This is Agness Deyn and Chanel Iman.

They have their own successful stories.

But I shall focus more on Chanel Iman(The hot black girl)

She's a model.

Obvious.

She's stunning.

Needless to say.

AND SHE HAS MODELED FOR CHANEL BEFORE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR A BLACK WOMAN TO MODELED FOR CHANEL.

SHE'S FREAKING LUCKY.

PLUS SHE'S SO PRETTY.

AND SO OHMYG.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY BUT I'M REALLY JEALOUS.

I would kill to walk in any run way OR even model.

BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

The world portrays beauty as size 0.

Yes, they are trying to change that.

But admit it.

A plus size model is never going to be as successful as size 0-2 models.

Yes, you maybe able to find for me successful plus size models.

But come on.

Be honest...

People would rather see a skinny lady then a lady with fats hanging over walking a run way.

There goes my next example why good things doesn't happen to me.

1. I AM FAT.

AND THAT SHOULD SAYS IT ALL.

IF IM NEVER SO FAT AND GREEDY AND LAZY.

I GUESS, MAYBE MY LIFE WOULD BE BETTER A BIT.

Okay this point is senseless.

but still will rant about it.

I WILL NOT EVER HAVE SUCH HOT SIBLINGS.

17 years of being an only child.

I had enough, but have also faced facts.

My parents will never give birth to another sibling or even adopt another one.

I don't blame them.

But loneliness always creeps in.

Regardless how much I try to make myself preoccupied.

And so let me conclude.

Good things doesn't happen to me.

This is me.

AND YES I AM GRATEFUL FOR THE THINGS I HAVE.

But I'm a greedy person.

I want more.

AND YES I DO COUNT MY BLESSINGS.

I HAVE AMAZING PARENTS WHO TREAT ME LIKE THEIR OWN.

I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ACCEPTS MY FLAWS, MY SILLINESS, MY SELFISHNESS, MY RETARDEDNESS, MY BITCHYNESS, AND JUST GENERALLY ME.

Actually I don't see the point to explain myself.

This is how I feel about my life.

Yesh, i'm superficial and materialistic.

Is it wrong?

I should stop blogging. This post is really too long.

And if you ever reached the end of this post.

I just want you to think about your life.

Are you satisfied with it?

Because I know i'm not.

And I really want to be satisfied and happy about it.

But that means I need to make major changes.

And I think I'm not ready for it yet, and also my parents.

So I guess I have to live with it for now.

I'm going of to go shopping with mummy.

She just threw TEN PAIRS OF MY SHOES.

I hear SHOE SHOPPING~~~~

BYE!

XOXO

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