I don't understand.

I don't understand this song meaning.

So I should show you what I think this song means.

The grey colour font is the original song.

The italics font is what I think the lyrics mean.

Ready?

Let's start.

Ladies and gentlemen can I,

I'm asking you for permission

Say this story seems alive away from you

This story is a true story

We'll for love on hotel floors

I found love at hotel 81

And write a history for teens with dreamer's truths

Is a history of me and my dreams

Then he looks her in the eye

I look her into the eye

She considers hiding spades and trumps so bland

Playing poker, she hides the spades and trumps to play cheat.

Such a crush of subtle ties

Having a crush?

And disclaimers wish for wings, in idle hands

Somebody has wings and free hands

And he said baby jump

I told her to jump, I didn't want her anymore

Oh oh oh from the hospital

She jump never die so in hospital.

We're honorary members of the red carpet academy (and)

We are respected members of the famous academy

Oh oh oh from the hospital

In hospital again

We're honorary members of the red carpet academy

I tell you we are famous already!

So wrap your lips around these lies

She lies a lot

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

Fall in love with a girl, a girl, not guy.

Into my arms, into the sea

She jumps into the sea instead of my arms.

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

Fall in love with girl, not guy, tonight.

Let's kiss and tell an awful truth

Kiss and find out that she's a terrible kisser

Definition of a tongue packed full of slick

French kissing with her sucks.

And this relationship will sink

She's a horrible kisser, this relationship sucks!

In this hostile plague of hospital soundtacks

She admitted into the hospital yet still complain about the music played there.

Oh oh oh from the hospital

She went to the hospital, so troublesome.

We're honorary members of the red carpet academy (and)

I'm famous still have to bring her to hospital.

Oh oh oh from the hospital

Hope no paparazzi in the hospital.

We're honorary members of the red carpet academy

I'm so famous, hope tomorrow tabloid not about me.

So wrap your lips around these lies

She told me she's a good kisser, she's lying

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

I better fall in love with a girl, girl better, right?

Into my arms, into the sea

My arms too weak so she fell into the sea.

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

Girl or boy, girl? Must make decision by tonight.

Ohh, we're playing at a home team quarter breaker

Let's play a game, me vs her. I will win.

We're swinging, but the home team's swimming alone

She say she want to play in the swing but I want to go swimming.

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

Fall in love with a girl so troublesome.

Then she said,

She finally say.

All this intimacy,

All this kissing

Well, you stitch my throat here like a shotgun,

Is so gross, I just want to die.

So, put your hands up hun, start up the machine

Just place your hand on my throat. Strangle me now.

Can I ask you one more question?

Than I asked her, why me?

She said,

And she answered

All this intimacy,

When we kiss,

Well, you stitch my throat here like a shotgun,

I just want someone to shoot me cause is so disgusting

So, put your hands up hun, start up the machine

So faster, strangle me now!

Can I ask you one more question?

Than I said, but why me?

Say oh!

Say why for what?

Ole!

Hello!

So wrap your lips around these lies

So just tell her the truth, so lying.

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

Falling in love, with a girl, sucks!

Into my arms, into the sea

My arms too week, just let her fall larh.

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

Falling in love with a guy better.

Woah woah oh,

I'm agreeing with myself.

we're playing at a home team quarter breaker

We're flirting with each other.

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

I should love girls

We're swinging, but the home team's swimming alone

Not flirting with her anymore but she doesn't want to stop.

(Just to fall in love girl, love girl, tonight)

She's annoying me. Tonight!

So don't you swim alone tonight

Let her swim alone, hope she gets lost.

Oh Oh Oh Oh from the hospital

Why go hospital again!

We're honorary members of the red carpet academy (and)

I'm so famous yet stuck with her.

Oh Oh Oh Oh from the hospital

I hope I can send her to Mental Institution

We're honorary members of the red carpet academy.

I'm famous, I can't stick with a girl like her.